What You'll Get
Before organic carpet cleaning, eco-friendly folks commonly installed golf-green carpet, which was natural, but increased the number of cats mistaking the sand trap for a litter box. Keep the kitties away with today's Groupon: for $75, you get $150 worth of organic-cleaning services from PureGreen Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning. PureGreen brings its 10-step cleaning process to any locale sporting a New York City address.
PureGreen cleaners devastate dust-flora and stain-fauna in home habitats with a powerful arsenal of eco-friendly cleaning services. During a 10-step carpet-cleaning, they'll pre-spray, deodorize, and scrub foot highways before donning bright-red Dirt Devil disguises to scare soilage away from carpets ($0.32–$0.40/sq. ft.) and area rugs ($1–$1.50/sq. ft.). A similar process evicts blemishes from upholstery—prices vary, but cleaning for a three-seat sofa typically costs $120-$150. Fragile or worn rugs may also be spirited way to PureGreen's headquarters where pile pamperers will wash them by hand ($2–$4/sq. ft.) and sing them to sleep with yarn-themed lullabies. PureGreen can also shine up shabby tile and grout ($1/sq. ft.) and would charge about $35 to scrape mildew from the pink-and-red tiles of a 7'x5' Hello Kitty–themed bathroom.
PureGreen eliminates hassles and stress as easily as it destroys dark suspicious patches and grout-molesting mildew. Get today's deal and your dust-, grime-, and chemical-free tile, carpet, rugs, and upholstery will thank you for the benefits of PureGreen's service, but will still never forgive you for walking all over them every day.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per household. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only within New York City. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.