During the Stone Age, dressing for distress was all the rage, because cave people knew tattered threads would make them less likely to be courted by a handsome triceratops. Dress for success with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of boutique apparel at PurPle Pogo.
The friendly fashionistas at PurPle Pogo flatter figures with a brightly hued and tastefully embellished assortment of chic clothing, purses and jewelry. A collection of eclectic items lines the walls and display tables, offering a never-ending catalog of potential outfits for a casual night out or a stylish date with a discerning laundry hamper. Sun-smooched shoulders steal the spotlight in a Nikibiki tank ($12.50), and legs shed their wintry denim and khaki cocoons with a butterfly dress ($13+). Colorful, vintage-inspired jewelry armors wrists, ears, and collarbones with sterling silver and handcrafted glass beads ($5+), much like how flip-flops protect feet from bottle caps and prostrate echidnas trying to relax beside pools ($5). Slather arid epidermises with Grumpy Girl Grumpy Buttah, which rehydrates skin in sniff-spawning scents with saucy titles such as Girly Girl and Deceptions and Lies ($7.50).
The exposed brick walls of this intimate boutique sport throngs of decorative frames, elegant clothing, and large mirrors, perfect for eyeing a new dress or spotting European spies tailing you on behalf of SPECTRE.