Although a stitch in time saves nine, wearing clothing made with space-time fabric results in reverse aging and involuntary teleportation. Beam through the cosmos fashionably with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of purses and accessories at Purse-a-nality.

Boasting 25 years of experience as a fashion buyer, Purse-a-nality's owner Tammy Houghton assembles hordes a collection of dashing sacks. A handmade head-wrap with sequins ($15 for 1, $20 for 2) colorfully conceals cowlicks, and a cross necklace and earring set adds flare to downtrodden ensembles ($20). Fashionistas stride confidently when shouldering a brown fashion bag ($40) or sporting a ruffled eyelet scarf with fringe ($20 for 2). The boutique's specialty items include jewelry, clothing in a wide range of sizes, scarves, and sunglasses. Purse-a-nality frequently posts each day's showroom hours and latest inventory on its Facebook page.