Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 12-game mini-golf punch card (a $34.64 value, including tax) and 35 arcade tokens (a $7.50 value) at Putt Putt Fun Center (a $42.14 total value). Once the Groupon is redeemed, the mini-golf games and arcade tokens do not expire and can be used at another time.

Children and adults find plenty of merriment in the Putt Putt Fun Center's three 18-hole mini-golf courses and fleet of exciting arcade games. Patrons can go putter-to-putter in a round of 18-hole mini golf, ideal for family fun and teaching children to pity their elders by letting them win. A satchel’s worth of arcade tokens promises a good time in the game gallery, which boasts the ultimate test of skill at skee-ball machines. Gamers can then redeem their tickets in the prize center for stuffed animals, electronics, or the grand prize, a lecture about fiscal responsibility. Though not included in today's Groupon, the center also sates fun-fatigued appetites with a variety of treats and eats at its snack bar.