Whittling down the human body, like shaping the Great Sphinx, requires vision, planning, and vigilant protection against accidental nose erosion. Sculpt only unwanted outcroppings with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a weight-loss package at Pyramid Nutrition Services in South Hadley (a $200 total value). The package includes:
- One 60-minute private consultation (a $100 value)
- Two 30-minute private follow-up visits (a $100 value)
Pyramid Nutrition Services’ registered and licensed dietitians, tucked securely within Healthy HoriZen Community Wellness Center, rescue disoriented physiques from rollercoaster diets and nutritional tilt-a-whirls with personalized, long-term weight-loss plans. Private 60-minute consultations kick off three-visit packages as staff examine medical biographies, decipher body-composition measurements, and determine insidious impediments to sustainable lifestyle changes. Both parties conspire over the compiled information as they draft meal manifestos that cater to unique caloric and nutritional specifications, sans fad diets’ unreasonable demands and unpalatable snake-oil shakes. Upon departure, sleekness-seekers can test drive dietary regimens under the tutelage of take-home workbooks—packed with synopsized weight goals and exercise routines—before returning for two 30-minute follow-up visits that evaluate physical progress, fine-tune slimming agendas, and exorcize the specters of Twinkies.