What You'll Get
Accidentally discovered during the boozy revelry of a Chinese pin factory’s New Year's party, acupuncture has since developed into both a potent alternative medicine and a popular celebrity Jeopardy category. Today’s Groupon gives you a traditional way to stay pain free: for $39, you get an acupuncture treatment at Qi Integrated Health in Kitsilano, a $95 value.
At Qi Integrated Health, patients can acquire top-notch acupuncture services without swimming in a tank of prickly blowfish. Thanks to a talented and experienced staff of steady-handed pin wielders who moonlight as professional dart players, patients can tap into their bodies' natural healing pathways to obtain a state of balance and wellbeing. Each acupuncture treatment lasts up to one hour and fifteen minutes, depending on the patient's condition. The compassionate and caring registered acupuncturists at Qi will assess your health issues to determine a course of action before inserting super-fine surgical-grade needles at strategic points on the body to stimulate energy flow. The holistic process can abolish stress while treating a wide range of conditions without drugs, including asthma, eating disorders, chronic fatigue, headaches, stomach pain, and burrito toe.
Amidst a relaxing, state-of-the-art facility featuring Asian-tinged décor and brain-massaging pleasure lasers, patients can let go of their worldly worries and irrational fear of puppies with ease. Though new patients may be squeamish around needles, the hair-thin pins are said to cause not pain but a slight tingling sensation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. 24-hour cancellation policy, or Groupon is forfeited. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.