Everything tends toward disorder, which explains why clothing always rips itself into shreds and bedrooms vomit socks. Put an end to apparel's subservience to universal principles with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $25 toward dry cleaning and laundry services at White Swan Quality Cleaners. This Groupon is good at the locations in Stow, Cuyahoga Falls, Hudson, Tallmadge, and Akron and can be used for either in-store services or free delivery services (Summit County only).

At Quality Cleaners, certified staff members practice the latest dry- and wet-cleaning techniques using state-of-the-art equipment and high-quality detergents. Customers can unstink stinky sweaters ($4.05) in lieu of using them to clothe scarecrows, and raincoats can be purged ($10.95) of the sky’s unclean precipitation. Many household items, such as blankets ($12.65), rugs ($2 per square foot), and tablecloths ($20.35), can also be cleaned. Pick-up and drop-off services take place every Monday and Thursday at the location of your choice, and garment bags are included free of charge.

Quality Cleaners is committed to excellent service, replacing lost buttons without being prompted, wooing the environment with a focus on recycling and nearly perfect chemical retention, and offering fabric-friendly wet-cleaning options. In this utopian world, smells were never meant to disappoint and Pat Boone was never meant to wear leather vests, so fall in line with the natural order and keep your cloth clean, pleasantly pungent, and ready for any occasion.