What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get six sessions of Lapex BCS LipoLaser at at Quality Weight Loss in Springfield, Illinois (a $2,400 value).
Quality Weight Loss's on-site physicians supervise noninvasive laser weight-loss treatments that sculpt bodies into smoother figures and target specific areas for inch loss. Both of the treatments begin with an assessment of the targeted areas, followed by the laser application. Featured on The Doctors, Zerona's FDA-approved cold lasers strive to emulsify adipose tissue, shrinking fat cells and passing them through the body during the normal process of detoxification. Similarly, Lapex BCS LipoLasers simulate fat cells to release triglycerides, allowing the cells to shrink without being prodded by a Rick Moranis lookalike. This treatment involves direct skin contact as it focuses on targeted areas and the whole body with a combination of paddles and probes. Patients shouldn't feel heat during either treatment, and can simply relax, listen to music, or try to list the 37 words that rhyme with laser.
Like a nap, or a turn on a ferris wheel, these treatments don't involve any drugs, recovery time, injections, or surgery. After three treatments a week for two weeks, patients may see a loss of 3–6 inches. Physicians are available 24 hours a day, seven days a week for any patient needs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.