What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with today’s Groupon to Quality Weight Loss located in Springfield. Choose from the following options:
- For $39, you get one microcurrent facial (a $125 value).
- For $99, you get three microcurrent facials (a $375 value).
- For $69, you get one Zerona lipo-laser body treatment (up to a $400 value).
- For $199, you get three Zerona lipo-laser body treatments (up to a $1,200 value).
Quality Weight Loss facilitates speedier slimming with a catalog of physician-supervised weight-loss treatments ranging from noninvasive laser procedures and body wraps to liposuction. Zerona lipo-laser equipment utilizes cold-laser technology to painlessly puncture bulky fat cells, draining their contents into extracellular space for absorption by the body’s normal detoxification process and capillary vacuums. Patients lounge on a padded bed during each 40-minute session, which works to tighten loose skin, reduce cellulite, and trim circumference with no injections and no downtime. A regimen of six treatments is recommended for optimal results, which can continue into the long-term if properly maintained with exercise, a healthy diet, and by standing next to elephants.
A 40-minute Beautiful Image microcurrent facial stimulates cellular renewal with diminutive electrical pulses, which tighten skin, lengthen elastin fibers, and smooth and soften skin with no discomfort. The resulting reduction in dark under-eye circles and visible fine lines restores youthful luster to faces prematurely aged by stress or by breaking a cursed mirror.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.