Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and, just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Queens Laser and Electrolysis Hair Removal, a long-pulse-slinging hired hairgunnery in Elmhurst. This Groupon is valid toward all treatment areas except the upper leg, lower leg, full leg, full arm, and back.

The Coolglide laser used at Queens Laser and Electrolysis Hair Removal was sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly, painlessly, and safely using tough yet gentle photons that harmlessly pass through any skin tone and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. On women, technicians can evict pesky hair from the lip, chin, neck, sideburns, full face, underarms, bikini, half arm, and pancreas. Men can choose to exile errant threads from the beard, neck, full face, hands, shoulders, chest, stomach, ears, buttocks, and beneath their pinky toenails. Lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk, and their long-pulse light enables even sensitive areas, such as the childhood experience center, to be treated with minimal discomfort.

Queens Laser laserers are a friendly lot, able to answer any questions about the treatments and proper care during the span of weeks encompassing each hair-lasering. The owner's personal commitment to comfortable, caring service can easily be seen during a visit, but it's best not to look directly at it. You must call ahead to make an appointment.

This Groupon is valid for new clients only, and the first treatment must occur no later than six months from today.

Reviews

Google Mappers give Queens Laser and Electrolysis Hair Removal five stars across the board.

• I am extremely happy with Queens Laser and Electrolysis. I have absolutely no complaints..professional, affordable, comfortable. Started out with laser on my underarms & after being completely satisfied with the results, im [sic] now treating my legs. I highly recommend this place to family, friends & co-workers. – Giulia, Google Maps
• I have been client at Queens laser for almost a year now and I have no complaints. The treatment is quick, easy as well as comfortable. I am a very nervous person when it comes to any sort of medical equipment and not to mention have very sensitive skin, however the aesthetician was very helpful and understanding. – Reshmi, Google Maps