Like the front-yard lawn, the living room carpet should be dense, beloved by the neighbor’s dog, and continually able to regenerate itself. Stimulate your shag’s restorative properties with today’s Groupon: for $90, you get a three-room carpet cleaning, deodorizer, soil retardant, and nap lifting from Quick-Dry Carpet Care (up to $195 value). Quick-Dry considers a room to be any area up to 200 square feet.

Using low-moisture methods, Quick-Dry extends the lives of carpets and transforms malodorous stains left from naughty pets back into a fresh, fragrant state. A team of seasoned grime fighters will spring into action and pulverize pollutants with a deep vacuuming and pretreatment before sapping any settled contaminants. The deodorizer brings breathable air back up to code, and the soil retardant reduces dirt redundancies. Finally, the friendly Quick-Dry staff will use nap lifting to eradicate any dried-in dirt. All customers receive a free bottle of specialty spotter to snipe spots and stains without leaving behind any harmful residues—a good instrument to help clean up the next time a homeowner decides to hosts the Super Bowl of Mud Wrestling in his or her living room.