Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a full oil change (a $29.95 value) at Quick Lane Tire & Auto Center, located in Zionsville. This deal is not valid for diesel-powered vehicles.
The service facility at Quick Lane is specifically designed to satisfy the needs of faltering autos and get them back on the road as quickly as possible. Whether you're manning a 1954 Buick Skylark or trekking the states in a brand-name bratwurst mobile, the certified technicians will crack open up to five quarts of semi-synthetic oil before changing the filter to prevent the onset of engine emphysema. Next, the medical mechanic will top off all additional fluids to ensure a properly hydrated hatchback, followed by a multi-point vehicle inspection that ensures all moving parts and flux capacitors are all in prime operating order.
Most vehicles are extremely thirsty, thanks to the dehydrated ghosts possessing all engines. At Quick Lane, additional quarts of oil may be purchased separately for chariots requiring extra lubrication. Customers must call to schedule their service, but drivers unable to drag themselves away from their desks during the week can take advantage of Saturday hours.