Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $23, you get a standard oil change, tire rotation, and brake inspection at Quick Lane Tire & Auto Center, located in Zionsville (a $50 value).
The service facility at Quick Lane is specifically designed to satisfy the needs of faltering autos and get them back on the road as quickly as possible. Whether you're manning a 1954 Buick Skylark or trekking the states in a brand-name bratwurst mobile, the certified technicians will crack open up to 5 quarts of semi-synthetic oil and change the filter to prevent the onset of engine emphysema. Next, the medical mechanic will top off all additional fluids to ensure a properly hydrated hatchback, followed by a visual brake inspection and tire rotation that ensures brakes and wheels are still getting along after the recent garage incident.
Most vehicles are extremely thirsty, thanks to the dehydrated ghosts possessing all engines. At Quick Lane, additional quarts of oil may be purchased separately for chariots requiring extra lubrication. Drivers unable to drag themselves away from their desks during the week can take advantage of Saturday hours.