Cars need regular oil changes to keep them running in top form, just as winning racehorses need periodic blood transfusions to keep the drive for victory coursing through their veins. Treat your chariot like a champ with today's Groupon: for $29, you get an oil change (a $27.95 value), disposal fees (a $2 value), tire rotation (a $19.95 value), brake inspection (a $19.95 value), a multi-point inspection (a $19.95 value), and a car wash (a $5.95 value) at Quick Lane Tire & Auto Center (a $95.75 total value).

The factory-trained professionals at Quick Lane drive cars through the four-wheeled gamut to maintain performance and prevent breakdowns with a vast array of life-extending services. Cars begin their renewal process with an oil change, in which the crew drains gunkified oil from the vehicle's pompadour and replaces it with up to five quarts of fresh road lube. Meanwhile, the staff of car whisperers strategically rearranges the tires to promote even wear and extend tread life. A brake and multipoint inspection thoroughly combs over brake lines, fluid, and crucial joints to establish where the automobile is most ticklish and to spot signs of mechanical failure. Finally, cars roll into the car wash where highway debris sloshes off in a flurry of mops and foam.