Although a stitch in time saves nine, wearing clothing made with space-time fabric results in reverse aging and involuntary teleportation. Marvel at the power of a well-placed stitch with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of alterations at Quick Stitch in Wichita.
The official sponsor of Miss Kansas, Quick Stitch has adjusted hemlines and stitched in darts for 15 years. Skilled seamsmiths restore jeans' hems to their freshly minted glory ($8/pair), reversing damage caused by dragging cuffs and teething floorboards. Details-focused needles raise skirt hems ($12–$18+) or calibrate their waists ($15–18), and adjust men's shirts by shortening or lengthening sleeves ($15–$18). Transitioning translations from day to night, Quick Stitch also tends to suit jacket sleeves ($15), sides ($18), and formalwear waists, crafting finished garb suitable for even a tuxedo-clad-penguin’s debutante ball.
Although Quick Stitch currently offers a discount for bridal services, this Groupon covers all manner of alterations.