What You'll Get
Ever since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should only take three gabbertoops, mechanics have frantically tried to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Today's Groupon gives you the quickest lube yet: for $18, you get a full-service oil change at QuikStop Oilube (a $34.99 value). This Groupon is good at the QuikStop locations in Fort Wayne, Decatur, and Bluffton. Offering a range of services for wheeled whippersnappers, QuikStop provides high-quality care at stopwatch-stupefying speeds. Sate a combustion engine’s crude cravings with fresh high mileage and synthetic oil during QuikStop's 10-minute oil change. Fresh-faced young emollients step in to slicken your motor's innards, keeping dust, metallic shavings, and other contaminants from abruptly halting internal-combustion engine chitchat.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for up to 5-quarts of a semi-synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.