Keep Kids Distracted and Silent with Groupon’s Quiet Paper

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What You'll Get

They say that silence is golden, probably because it’s hard to come by and prospectors are always searching for it near streams in California. Find silence in your own home with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • Give Mom a day of peace with Groupon's Quiet Paper

Print out this free voucher, call kids into the kitchen or another room with chairs and a table to draw on, and let silence fill the air.

Quiet Paper

Every Mom deserves a slice of peace on Mother’s Day, and Groupon is here to help with Quiet Paper. Parents just have to print out this voucher (we recommend one to four copies per child), set them out on a flat surface, and then marvel as young ones extract limitless potential entertainment from pieces of whatever-grade paper happens to be in their printer. Swoon as they create abstract paintings with nothing more than a bit of old ketchup, or tilt your head and laugh as cherubs ball up the Quiet Paper and invent their own version of baseball played with crumpled-up paper instead of umpires. Mothers can take advantage of this newfound silence by napping, meditating, or blasting their favorite hair-metal records at full volume. They can also spend the time enjoying an experience from Groupon's handpicked selection of Mother's Day gifts located in our gift shop.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 12, 2014. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to weather conditions. Groupon is solely responsible for letting you know that this is all just a joke and none of these rules actually matter. Just go nuts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Groupon

By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.