What You'll Get
Ever since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should only take three gabbertoops, mechanics have frantically tried to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Today's Groupon gives you the quickest lube yet: for $18, you get a full-service oil change at QuikStop Oilube (a $35.99 value). This Groupon is good at all QuikStop locations except those in Bluffton, Decatur, and Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Offering a range of services for wheeled whippersnappers, QuikStop provides high-quality care at stopwatch-stupefying speeds. Sate a combustion engine’s crude cravings with up to six quarts of fresh semisynthetic oil, paired with a spanking-new filter, during QuikStop's 10-minute oil change. Fresh-faced young emollients step in to slicken your motor's innards, keeping dust, metallic shavings, and other contaminants from abruptly halting internal-combustion engine chitchat.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About QuikStop Oilube
Trained technicians at QuikStop Oilube's 13 tristate locations complete automotive services from oil changes to tire rotations with an ethos of friendliness and dedication established in 1987. Products keep engines smoothly churning and piston cylinders from attracting feral whack-a-moles. Each location offers full Saturday hours with select centers open on Sundays to ensure convenient service for any schedule. While-you-wait service rests on a trademark 10-minute oil change, complete with a fresh filter and a high-octane lollipop for well-behaved cars.