What You'll Get
Without witty quotes, the written word would be a barren wasteland of technical manuals, only enlivened by the occasional misprint that causes computers to gain sentience. Avoid a singularity with today’s Groupon to Quips ‘n’ Quotes. Choose between the McAllen and Harlingen locations.
Boasting “50,000 things to make somebody happy,” Quips ‘n’ Quotes stocks a plethora of gifts and collectibles to throw a wrench into your next sadness convention. Aromatize your abode with the store’s selection of Yankee Candles and Aromatique products, or go back on your pledge to live in 24-hour darkness thanks to a La Tee Da lamp. Find an ornate ornament for the wrist or neck of a loved one with selections from Swarovski, then mail a sliced-tree communiqué about your discovery from the on-site post office (post-office purchases are not included in the Groupon). As you shop, sip a coffee or cappuccino from the Holy Cow! Coffee Club, also located inside the store, and pair it with some premium chocolates from Godiva.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. In-store only. Not valid for sale items. Not valid for on-site post office. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. No cash value. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.