Quips 'n' Quotes

Multiple Locations

Value Discount You Save
$30 50% $15
Give as a Gift
Limited quantity available
Over 180 bought

In a Nutshell

  • Thousands of gift items
  • Swarovski jewelry and figurines
  • In business for 38 years
  • On-site post office

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for location purchased. In-store only. Not valid for sale items. Not valid for on-site post office. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Without witty quotes, the written word would be a barren wasteland of technical manuals, only enlivened by the occasional misprint that causes computers to gain sentience. Avoid a singularity with today’s Groupon to Quips ‘n’ Quotes. Choose between the McAllen and Harlingen locations.

Boasting “50,000 things to make somebody happy,” Quips ‘n’ Quotes stocks a plethora of gifts and collectibles to throw a wrench into your next sadness convention. Aromatize your abode with the store’s selection of Yankee Candles and Aromatique products, or go back on your pledge to live in 24-hour darkness thanks to a La Tee Da lamp. Find an ornate ornament for the wrist or neck of a loved one with selections from Swarovski like the puffed heart pendant ($125), and pair it with some premium chocolates from Godiva (starting at $2.95).

Merchant Location Map
  1. 1


    709 Coronado S

    Harlingen, Texas 78550

    Get Directions
  2. 2


    5011 N 10th St.

    McAllen, Texas 78504

    Get Directions

15% Bonus Savings
Get an extra 15% off local restaurants, spas, salons, and more to use within 48 hours of your Goods order! See details
By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.