What You'll Get
Unlike real spiders, spider veins are impervious to rolled-up magazines and rarely inspire beloved children’s novels. Squash pesky skin arachnids with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two spider-vein treatments at Radiant Skin Solutions in Lake City (a $500 value).
At Radiant Skin Solutions, board-certified Nurse Practitioner Rodney Scyphers and his licensed staff diminish unsightly spider and reticular veins using a non-invasive, state-of-the-art laser. During a free initial consultation, a diagnostic imaging device helps to pinpoint specific problem areas and track progress between the two sessions. In each 15-minute spider-vein treatment, a Palomar Star-Lux 500 laser pulses over the skin, passing through the epidermis to constrict enlarged blood vessels, rendering them less visible despite their garish new five-story platelets. The system’s continuously cooled laser head prevents injury to surface skin, minimizing discomfort and posttreatment downtime. With this Groupon, the second appointment must be completed within one month, after which capillaries may form the words "humble veins" in an attempt to gain the nurse's sympathy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Second treatment expires 1mo after activation. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.