Since the legalization of pocket watches, hypnotists no longer wander the streets convincing dogs to recite the Magna Carta. Plunge the depths of your mind with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a one-hour hypnosis treatment at Radiant Wellness Hypnosis Institute in Ponte Vedra Beach (a $120 value). This Groupon is valid for any type of hypnosis session available.

James P. Ryan of the Radiant Wellness Hypnosis Institute has treated thousands of individuals using basic and intensive hypnosis in an effort to stimulate personal growth and self-improvement. The institute’s treatments may help clients overcome anxieties, bad habits, chronic pain, and a veritable treasure trove of other physical and mental ailments. Hypnotees who want more than an hour under the pocket watch can pay an additional $30 for each extra 15 minutes. Curious cats looking to shed their fear coat can read a detailed description of the hypnosis experience that explains no one loses control of their free will, sense of humor, or third eye.