What You'll Get
Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun’s natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth’s original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today’s Groupon to Rain Spa & Tan. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get one month of unlimited access to a Level 2 tanning bed (a $59.99 value).
- For $35, you get five spray tans (a $79.99 value).<p>
Rain Spa & Tan’s cache of tanning beds and spray-tan serums imbue pallid skin with a flawless façade. Clients can bask inside a Level 2 tanning bed for a month’s worth of sessions, waiting out winter’s wrath in 3- to 12-minute intervals as bronzing bulbs multiply the skin’s melanin for speedy results. A UV-free sheen awaits those who step into the spray-tan booth, which spritzes every inch of skin with a fine mist that clings to pelts for up to two weeks. Clients can customize their hues based on skin tone and future plans to infiltrate schools of goldfish.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 6, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate 1-month of tanning option by 2/6/13; tanning expires 1 month from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. May apply value toward UV upgrade for an additional fee. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.