What You'll Get
Fear is the secret to happy marriages and lasting friendships and the final ingredient in numerous madman-created serums. Stock up on elixir components with today's Groupon: for $40, you get two VIP passes to Raisin Hell Ranch in Madera (up to an $80 value). Passes are valid on Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday nights.
Raisin Hell Ranch wrings gasps and screams from horror-seeking psyches with three scare-generating attractions. VIP pass-holders skip sprawling queues at all three attractions, ignoring lines with the insouciance of an entitled princeling on their way to spine-tingling seasonal scares. Inspect the foreboding stalks of Scarecrow's Revenge, dropping into a cornfield populated with carnivorous strawmen thirsting for the human vitality that prolongs their unlife and helps them win the ranch’s annual blood drive. Chupacabra Feast sets guests' fear-resistant equipoise against hordes of goat-hating hellbeasts. After eluding external creeps and internal fear of candy corn, guests escape to the Black-Out Maze's 2.5 miles of lightless twists and turns, staying on edge thanks to spooky noises, roving monsters, and claustrophobic dead ends.
Though Raisin Hell Ranch sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Valid only for Weds., Thurs., and Sun. nights only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.