Children who wear glasses endure wisecracks including “four-eyes” and “Einstein,” while those with perfect vision bask in compliments such as “two-eyes” and “Oppenheimer.” Sharpen your sight with today’s Groupon to Rancho Laser Vision Center. Today’s deal is good at Rancho Laser Vision’s locations in Rancho Cucamonga, Burbank, and Beverly Hills locations. Choose between the following options:

• For $2,100, you get a consultation, tests, and LASIK eye surgery for both eyes (a $4,200 value).

• For $1,100, you get a consultation, tests, and LASIK eye surgery for one eye (a $2,100 value).

While the consultation and tests may take place at any location, the surgery itself may only be performed at the Rancho Cucamonga office. Customers may upgrade to the custom LASIK procedure for an additional $300.

At Rancho Laser Vision Center, Dr. Armin Vishteh and his team of ocular enhancers harness the power of refracted-light technology to restore clarity and definition to hazy outlooks for LA-area eyes. Customers will begin their experience with a consultation to ascertain the viability of the treatment for their particular pairs of peepers before a series of tests determines the precise needs and SAT scores of each eye. The 10-minute LASIK procedure itself uses a precision beam of pulsed UV light to safely remove a hair-thin amount of material from the cornea, which enables light to focus into properly discernible images through the retina instead of coagulating into blurred clumps. Because the light beam only strays across the surface of the sight orb, the retina, lens, and iris are left unaffected. Following treatment, customers may return to any of the three offices for postoperation examinations up to six months after undergoing the procedure (also covered by value of this Groupon).