What You'll Get
The Scots developed golf to irk common loch pests, like merats, locharoaches, and Nessie, who to this day rarely surfaces for fear of being beaned by a well-aimed ball. Brush up your monster-vexing skills with today's Groupon: for $25, you get 18 holes of golf and cart rental at Rarity Pointe Golf Course in Lenoir City (up to a $52 value). Rarity Pointe Golf Course boasts a meticulously manicured, 150-acre range that overlooks Lake Tellico. Putting pros can hone their chip shots and triple bogeys on the two flawlessy manicured greens, and frequent sand-trappers can practice wedging in the 40-yard short-game area. Show off your plaid knickers and newsboy cap on the Audubon Signature course, designed by world-renown Bob Cupp, with bent grass on the tees, fairways, and greens, plus a drainage system for year-round playability. A motorized cart will be provided for easy course travel and prompt escapes from malevolent fairway fairies and green-dwelling goblins.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Reservation required. Not valid for group outings. Cart included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.