Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with today's Groupon: for $129, you get 30 units of Botox at RCM Spa, located within Preveecka Spa & Salon (a $300 value).

Accredited by the College of Nurses of Ontario, licensed nurse-practitioner Sarah Arseneault performs Botox injections in approximately 30-minute sessions. First visits start with medical history review, followed by an in-depth description of the procedure so patients feel comfortable illegibly signing the consent form. The skin is then cleansed and injections begin. No anesthetic or Lean Cuisine compress is required, and Arseneault furnishes clients with a handout listing care instructions.

Additional Botox units, if needed, are available for $10 each. If the muscles are not fully relaxed within one month following the procedure, buyers will receive additional units for 50 per cent off. Also as a bonus, Groupon customers who book a second separate procedure will be entitled to 25 per cent off. The value of today's Groupon may also be applied toward hyaluronic acid dermal fillers, which start at $375 for 0.5 ml.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.