Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Make the hypothetical tangible with today's Groupon for i-Lipo body-shaping laser treatments at Re Salon and Med Spa. This treatment is valid on the arms, abdomen, buttocks, thighs, and flanks. Choose between the following options:
- For $119, you get one treatment and a complimentary consultation (a $340 value).
- For $799, you get eight treatments and a complimentary consultation (a $2,720 total value).
The experienced staff at Re Salon and Med Spa sculpts silhouettes with i-Lipo under the stalwart supervision of surgeon Dr. Bill Kortesis. The laser’s low-level energy stealthily penetrates cell membranes without disturbing nearby skin, blood vessels, nerves, or sub-dermal vaults containing lists of familial birthdays, slimming bodies with less pain than liposuction. Over the course of 30 minutes, greedy cells slowly loosen their grip on hoarded triglycerides, which float off to assimilate themselves into the body's fuel reserves, reducing fat by up to 30% in a single treatment. Waiting clients at Re Salon and Med Spa recline in cream-colored chaise lounges within exposed-brick walls, chatting with ghostly dalmatians from the spa’s past life as a century-old firehouse. Those who exercise regularly and eat a balanced diet may see more desirable results.