What You'll Get
The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour acupressure massage at Re-Vita Health Center & Wellness Spa in Arlington Heights (a $75 value). Re-Vita's squad of skilled massage therapists draws upon an array of muscle-manipulating strokes to eliminate stress and alleviate aches. A body-coddling cocktail that includes Swedish massage, myofascial release, and 5,000-year-old acupressure techniques, the one-hour acupressure massage targets key healing points to stimulate circulation and boost your immune system. Your massage therapist will also pinpoint and disarm your body's hyperirritable trigger points, the sensitive spots that produce pain when touched, tickled, or taunted.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. By appointment only. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.