Today's Groupon: for $39, you get two purple-zone tickets, plus two Royals hats and a puck, to the Reading Royals hockey game on January 29 at 7:05 p.m. (a $79 value). Watch the Royals slice up the ice and battle against ECHL opponents the Greenville Road Warriors in a special collegiate-themed confrontation. During their cold-conditioned confrontation, the Reading Royals will tip their helmet in homage to the hometown heroes of Penn State by sporting Penn State football-inspired jerseys, which will be auctioned off after the match. Grouponthletes will also receive two logo-emblazoned hats and an insignia-etched puck, perfect for displaying team pride and adding sports flare to uptight dinner parties. The purple-zone seating keeps puck-to-net fanatics close to the slap shots and player-shouted constructive criticism.