If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get four hours of cleaning services from Ready To Clean (a $160 value). This Groupon covers up to 3,000 square feet of cleaning services for residents of the 77010 zip code; additional fees apply to those living 20 miles outside of the zip code.

Ready To Clean's brigade of experienced, cleansing techs treats homes to full-service scrub downs with arsenals of eco-friendly products. During each session, a cleaning crusader tussles with dirt, grime, and greaser dust-bunnies. Relax while a professional vacuums house fibers, mops the floors, and shines windows and bathrooms to reveal their original sheen from the day the house gave birth to them. Ready To Clean adheres to environmentally friendly scrubbing rituals, using products made exclusively from green-certified chemicals and mechanical equipment donning HEPA filters. Ready To Clean also lends complimentary cleaning advice upon request and guarantees all work within 24 hours of completion. This Groupon does not cover cleaning ceiling fans, windows, or the insides of refrigerators and ovens.