Humans have always felt compelled to decorate their walls, from cave-dwellers celebrating the animals they've caught to oil painters immortalizing the bowls of fruit they've hunted. Decorate a delectable domicile with today's Groupon: for $69, you get interior painting in one room (a $325 value) from Real Astute Painting. Click here for Real Astute Painting's service area.

Real Astute Painting's brush-masters draw on a century of combined experience to brighten abodes with premium paints. Room-sprucing begins with color selection, from neutral beige to bold accent hues to energize fainting couches and lazy recliners. The conscientious pigment-masters typically roll out premium Benjamin Moore or Sherwin-Williams paint for even coverage, and ozone-anxious customers can request low-VOC paints, which combine smooth application with eco-friendly formulas. During an initial walkthrough with the crew chief, home decorators can hash out a work schedule and specify which windows should and shouldn't be painted over, while a final walkthrough reacquaints customers with their spruced-up space. To ensure total satisfaction, Real Astute touches up any flaws discovered within 14 days of its work.