Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Outwit equivalent foes with today's Groupon: for $22, you get half-day play, gear, and 500 paintballs at Real Deal Paintball Corporation (a $45 value), located in Kemptville.
Real Deal Paintball brandishes field warriors with safe combat gear and diversely themed playing turfs to role-play battle and amp up heart rates. Secure a Tippmann 98 paintball gun and high-pressure air tank to your digital or woodland camouflage garb and harness before trekking through the Ardennes Forest or village of Hutsonville in search of rival targets and stray piñata shrapnel. With 500 paintballs, a secure mask, and Real Deal's seasoned military advisers on guard to light the way, soldiers can experience a thrilling half-day of swiftly blasting biodegradable gelatin capsules into the air while ducking behind sandbags or inside authentic army barracks. The package's adrenaline rush includes free bottled water, as well as photos and videos posted online to share with friends, family, and Santa's team of naughty vs. nice judges. Groupon holders may upgrade to a full day of play for $10, plus HST.