What You'll Get
Childhood nibbling on plastic hotdog buns and rubber burger patties taught you that food should be edilble and non-plastic. Today’s Groupon shames your childhood fare with $25 to use toward individual meals or meal plans from the chefs at Real Meals 365 for $10. Give your stomach and vitamin departments the fortification to make it through another revolution along the earth’s centripetal axis.
Real Meals 365 caters more than 150 portion and calorie-controlled meals, rotating every five weeks, for your appetite's hungry perusal. Experience the luxury of personalized cooking with a full day’s worth of savory recipes on the a la carte menu. Real Meals 365 serves up fresh flavor profiles from all over the world, from breakfast all-stars such as sweet-potato pancakes ($4.99) and banana-streusel french toast ($4.99) to luncher’s Louisiana chicken gumbo ($6.99) and peppercorn-crusted sirloin and swiss wrap ($6.99) to petite filets with shallot port wine sauce ($8.99) and lightly breaded chicken parmesan ($8.99). The food is prepared with all-natural ingredients and hormone-free, humanely raised meats.
The handmade meals are never frozen, and a chef’s dedication to the utmost quality product keeps trans-fats, artificial flavors, invented colors such scurple or yellow, and high-fructose corn syrup out of the kitchen. All recipes are hand- and palate-inspected by certified tasteologists and dietitians whose love of food and passion for food assistance make them available for consultation if you’re looking to weigh your dietary options. You can even call to talk to a full-time dietitian if you have questions on your meal options.
Use your Groupon toward an individually cherry-picked row of delicious meals or a customized meal plan that will ensure tasty and healthy sustenance while limiting your daily caloric intake (1000, 1200, 1500, and 1800 calorie per day plans available). Open seven days a week, Real Meals 365 makes it easy to bypass the injuries of competitive grocery shopping and scruffulous vegetable scrubbing with food chomping at the bit to RSVP to your eating party.
This Groupon is good for pick-up only.
Real Meals 365 received a lovely write-up on Skirt!, which calls the business ”a one-of-a-kind, Houston-based business that combines a passion for food and helping others to create a real solution for those interested in losing weight or just eating healthy on a tight schedule.”
A trio of Yelpers give four stars:
Rejected Developmental Dishes
In order to stay on the cutting edge of gourmet trends, Real Meals 365 considers any and all new exciting culinary possibilities. Many experiments, however, don’t make the cut. Here are some entrees recently rejected from its laboratory kitchen:
- Orange Soda Chicken
- Uncle David’s Divorce-Chili-for-One
- Gym-Bag-Poached Halibut
- Baked Potato Chock-Full-of-Rubies
- Bagel cats
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 8, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Pick-up only; not valid for delivery. Not valid with other offers. No cash value. 1 per person. Can buy multiples as gifts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.