Without goals, no one would ever unicycle the Appalachian Trail or train a flock of carrier pigeons to deliver meat pies to unsuspecting haberdashers. Today's Groupon to Real World Strength Coach helps you achieve your goals with fitness trainer David Lee's expertise and motivation. For $40, you'll get four individual, high-intensity workout sessions at this Manayunk station of reformation, a $99 value.
Each 45-minute to hour-long session combines motivation, perpetual motion, and unorthodox exercises to dissolve fat faster than Canadian bacon in a volcano. Workouts may incorporate sledgehammers, tire-flipping, kettlebells, and many other devices you might find in Magnús Ver Magnússon's garage. The workouts utilize strength training to accelerate bodily hardening but aren't solely focused on building human muscle machines capable of uprooting redwoods or juggling babies. Men and women of all strength levels and fitness aspirations can benefit from a few one-on-one sessions at Real World Strength Coach.
In lieu of crowded gyms, you'll get personal attention from a dedicated trainer. Each routine can be quickly tailored to your specific goals, keeping your workout nimble and effective, like jumping over a candlestick with moon shoes. You'll experience motivational coaching, a healthy dose of sweat, and results that are both quantifiable and qualitative.
After your first visit, you'll have a month to complete your remaining three classes. This will keep your workouts more consistent and effective. There is no commitment to continue upon the completion of your solid quad of courses, though your body will thank you if you decide to keep the ball rolling and the keg lifts flowing.
- I Started [sic] with Dave in February'09 and was hooked on his workouts. I say it all the time and it's really the best workout I've had since playing high school football and college rugby. He pushes, motivates, and expects nothing but your best every time. If you want a no BS workout every time you go, then the Real World Strength Coach is where it's at! – Big Deer, Google Maps
- Not only are Dave's workouts hard, but they are extremely rewarding. Dave is not only my physical trainer but he is my mental trainer as well when it comes to eating healthy. – Erin, Google Maps