When your stomach is unhappy, you get a stomachache, but when your face is unhappy, it drags you around by your tongue and makes your mouth hold a pen to write yourself an angry letter. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get either a Photogenesis rejuvenation facial or a Laser Genesis face treatment at Realis Medical Spa (a $350 value).

As an innovative aesthetics center, Realis is dedicated to providing patrons with top-notch skincare and utilizing the latest technology. The Photogenesis rejuvenation facial incorporates intense pulsed light to help remove face discolorations, redness, and superglued Groucho Marx glasses for a more even complexion. A Laser Genesis face treatment helps visages rebuild their collagen and elastin to erase fine lines, wrinkles, and other signs of aging. Visitors can rest easy knowing that they are in the capable hands of an experienced staff led by Dr. E.B. McClendon, who boasts more than 28 years of experience and a thorough mastery of the Force. Though multiple treatments are recommended to achieve the best results, one session offers you an opportunity to see some improvement and decide if a course of several treatments is for you.