When your stomach is unhappy, you get a stomachache, but when your face is unhappy, it drags you around by your tongue and makes your mouth hold a pen to write yourself an angry letter. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get your choice of a Photogenesis rejuvenation facial or a Laser Genesis face treatment at Realis Medical Spa in northwest Houston, a $350 value.

At Realis Medical Spa, customers can make their facades sparkle without hiring a crew of Lilliputian window washers. As an innovative aesthetics center, Realis is dedicated to providing patrons with top-notch skincare while utilizing the latest technology. The Photogenesis rejuvenation facial combines intense pulsed light and more to help remove face discolorations, redness, and superglued Groucho Marx glasses for a more even complexion. A Laser Genesis face treatment helps faces rebuild their collagen and elastin to erase fine lines, wrinkles, and other signs of aging. Visitors can rest easy knowing that they are in the capable hands of an experienced staff led by Dr. E. B. McClendon, who boasts more than 28 years of experience and a thorough mastery of the Force. Though multiple treatments are recommended to achieve the best results, one session offers you an opportunity to see some improvement and decide if a course of several treatments is for you.

Obtaining a strikingly fresh face doesn’t have to entail cliff diving headfirst into a pool of aloe vera or harvesting sofa-sized cucumbers for nightly nutrient masks. Realis Medical Spa’s staff pairs advanced technology and steady-handed precision to apply radiant sheen to your most discernable body part.

Reviews

KHOU-TV featured Realis Medical Spa, and four HealthGrades.com reviewers give Dr. McClendon an average of four stars. Five Citysearchers give Realis Medical Spa 4.5 stars:

• I was very, very pleased. – jennyle999, Citysearch
• I have had several facials in the past and this was by far one of the best. – sarahelizabethmessina, Citysearch
• I plan to return for more procedures the staff is very knowledgable [sic] and attentive to my needs. – patir, Citysearch