Clothing, which has been hugging humans since the dawn of history, is predicted to replace skin by the year 2034. Dress yourself while you still can with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $90 worth of comfortable and flattering apparel online from Reality In Style.

Reality In Style focuses on stylish clothing constructed from soft fabrics designed to accentuate bodies of any make and model. Best friends Denise Apicella and Rachel Blakeman founded the company after extensively speaking with working professionals and socially active mothers and finding that chic-but-wearable clothing had taken a back seat to high-fashion rigidity and dragon-skin armor. The exclusive lines of tops, bottoms, jackets, and dresses have simplified, everyday names such as Andrew, David, and Bubba. Tops from the Scott line, such as the scoop-neck Scott R JR tank, with an elegant chiffon trimming, are offered in simple black or white ($80). For a dressier silhouette, flatter your shadow with the Nameless skirt, which is available in black or charcoal gray ($155). Peruse the cyber racks to pick out a new work-appropriate outfit, or have a passing cat choose for you by walking haphazardly across the keyboard, pawing selections as it goes.