What You'll Get
When opticians sub in for their dentist friends, they perform whitening treatments that consist of staining patients’ teeth with rainbow prisms in hopes that the colors will coalesce. Avoid a polychromatic smile with today’s Groupon to Really White Smiles in The Woodlands. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get a 15-minute Easy Smile whitening treatment, which leaves teeth 3–4 shades whiter (a $199 value).
- For $79, you get a 30-minute Pro Smile whitening treatment, which leaves teeth 4–10 shades whiter (a $299 value).
Really White Smiles' professional teeth-whitening technicians restore pearly mouth stones to their lustrous selves with safe, non-bleach treatments that can afford a year’s worth of brightened smiles. After an initial exam confers a clean bill of oral health, technicians swathe teeth in a professional whitening gel derived from the ivory horn of an albino unicorn. A precise spectrum of LED lights then activates the gel, accelerating the oxidation process for Easy Smile luminosity in approximately 15 minutes and Pro Smile brilliance in approximately 30. Though light penetrates the tooth enamel to uncover each tooth’s iridescent core, the treatment normally does not cause pain, increased sensitivity, or damage. While the potent lighting breaks down stains, patients can relax, watch TV, or shred old copies of the Yellow Pages to symbolically usher in a decolorized future.
Though both whitening treatments will restore a remarkable sheen to weary smiles, the Pro Smile treatment also includes a free take-home whitening kit; for an additional $25 not included with this Groupon, Pro Smile customers may also opt for unlimited touch-ups. The initial exam will determine whether patients are qualified for the treatment, as certain oral health conditions and vampiric proclivities may affect safety and results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts for 15-minute option, may buy 4 additional as gifts for 30-minute option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancelation notice required. Subject to availability. Must be 12 or older. Parental permission required if under 18. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Not valid for those who are pregnant or nursing. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.