What You'll Get
Like a freshly tie-dyed T-shirt or the makeup on a clown's face, paint is boring to watch dry but exciting to see shot from a cannon. Experience pigmentation acceleration with today's Groupon: for $20, you get admission, equipment, and 500 paintballs at Realms of Ruin Paintball & Airsoft Park in Custer Park (a $45 value).
Strewn with bunkers, forts, and ruins, the 11 conflict zones at Realms of Ruin Paintball & Airsoft Park sprawl across 80 acres of dense forest. Today's deal outfits each Groupon buyer with a paintball marker that includes a hopper and a CO2 tank, as well as goggles, a pod pack, and 500 paintballs, more than enough to apply two full coats to a chifforobe or opposing team. The ghostly sound of matches past rattles off the maze of ruins and trees that make up Echo, and trenches slice across the rugged terrain of No Man's Land. A web of bridges crosses the creek that bisects the park, creating strategic choke points and a convenient spot to do laundry after the game.
The field's sandy soil drains quickly after rain, ensuring that delicate tie-dye patterns are not marred by mud. Players may bring their own food and drink or avail themselves of the field's concession stand.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Valid only toward open play on Sat. & Sun. Must be 10 or older. Under 18 must have waiver signed by guardian. Must sign waiver. Field paint only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.