What You'll Get
If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Today's Groupon tames tresses for easy scaling: for $175, you get a Brazilian keratin treatment (up to a $500 value, depending on hair length) from Rebecca Lupo Hair, who is a certified stylist at Tania's Personalized Hair on Dancy Street. Touted as a semi-permanent solution for frizzy, damaged, or curly hair, the treatment is genetically engineered to make coarse hair more manageable while infusing shine. Hair naturally contains keratin that slowly dwindles with age—a dissipation that is put on hold for up to three months with the keratin treatment, which is also free of harsh chemicals, formaldehyde, and narwhal horn fragments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.