In 1895, the first astronaut perambulated the moon in search of fresh flowers, and, finding only worthless diamonds, returned brokenhearted with nothing to give his sweetheart. For $25, today's Groupon gets you $50 worth of Earth's effervescent efflorescence from Rebel Hill Florist in Crieve Hall. Up to two Groupons may be purchased per person, but only one can be used at a time. Local area delivery fees and taxes apply.
As one of Nashville’s largest independently owned flower shops, Rebel Hill staffs a cabal of skilled, award-winning florists and Na’avi tribe members who whip up innovative floral arrangements and vibrant, distinctive plants for every birthday, wedding, or toe-clipping anniversary. Flowers imported from Holland and South America, as well as gift items imported from Europe, make for much more creative gifts than the usual pet rocks and rock-hauling pet donkeys. An African violet basket ($29.95–$49.95), blue and pink bubble bowl ($49.95), and a Creekside Trail ($59.95–$124.95) tapestry all add a dash of pizzazz to any interior without coating the area in a fine layer of allspice.
Flowers have been proven to improve mood and maintain a relaxing atmosphere by emanating brain-soothing smells and whispering sweet haikus into customers’ ears while they sleep. Liven up domiciles, cubicles, and galaxy-traversing space pods with the interior-decorating touch of Mother Nature and today's Groupon to Rebel Hill Florist.