Without trampolines, man would have never walked on the moon, as he couldn't catch enough owls to tow his lunar balloon. Celebrate scientific progress with today's Groupon: for $18, you get an hour of jumping for two and two large drinks at Rebounderz Indoor Trampoline Arena in Longwood (a $32.50 value).
Watchful referees at Rebounderz oversee the safety and enjoyment of jumpers navigating the 7,000 square feet of springy landscape that form the trampoline arena. Bound across lateral and perpendicular planes, outfitted in provided safety shoes, a helmet, and ankle bracelets that guard fragile human forms from the rigors of trampoline environments and the futuristic gladiators they attract. Friendly instructors coax gravity-bound walkers out of earthbound shells, imparting knowledge of proper bounce techniques, landing maneuvers, and safety protocols. While taking a break from the emotional ups and downs of air exploration, jelly legs can take a rest and sip on sodas from the Flipside café and lounge, which features comfortable loungers and wireless Internet to upload videos of austere bouncers solemnly reciting monologues from King Lear.
Rebounderz Indoor Trampoline Arena
With more than 18,300 square feet dedicated to all manner of bounce, Rebounderz Indoor Trampoline Arena's original location in Longwood invites guests to leap and bound across more than 10,400 square feet of specially engineered indoor trampolines. After working up a sweat during rounds of air dodgeball or plunging into foam pits, bouncers can take a break with a game of ping-pong or hit the arcade games. A café refuels visitors and bakes up pizzas for birthday parties, which are an ideal way to celebrate kids for surviving this cruel world thus far.