Anyone who’s tried nailing an oven-fresh pizza pie to a wall knows that pizza looks better when briefly propped on a five-finger pedestal. Today’s Groupon puts pizza back where it performs best: for $7, you get $15 worth of pizzas, grinders, and rolls at Red Angel Pizza.

Red Angel's chefs craft custom pizzas and house specialties awash with secret-recipe sauce and thick coats of mozzarella cheese atop sourdough crusts. The menu is anchored by more than a dozen specialty pizzas, such as the greens-laden Edgy-Vegy and the Red Angel ($12 each for a 10-inch), whose crust corrals beef, sausage, and pepperoni. Pizza architects can top 16-inch cheese foundations ($12.95) with any combination of 19 toppings ($1.70 each) to create the house that appetite built and then immediately demolish it. Further customize pies by swapping out any 10-inch crust for a gluten-free counterpart ($2 extra) or spice up sauce with the complimentary infusion of crushed red peppers. Tabletop landscapes are completed with non-circular sustenance, such as 10 buffalo wings ($6.45) or a 12-inch grinder with ham and salami under a blanket of pizza or barbecue sauce ($6.95).