Anyone who’s tried nailing an oven-fresh pizza pie to a wall knows that pizza looks better briefly propped on a five-finger pedestal. Today’s Groupon puts pizza back where it performs best: for $7, you get $15 worth of pizzeria cuisine at Red Angel Pizza's Lima Road location.
Pizza architects can use menu blueprints to craft their meal's creation from the pan up. Select a pizza made of Red Angel's signature sourdough crust layered with secret recipe sauce and a thick coat of mozzarella cheese ($3.50–$14.95). Then pile on any combination of 17 toppings ($0.80–$2.20 each) to create the house that appetite built and then immediately demolished. Proponents of pizza evolution can order time-tested specials such as the Red Angel (beef, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions and green peppers) ($7.50–$24.50), while pizza heretics can opt for a side such as buffalo wings (six for $3.95, 10 for $6.45) and a 12-inch grinder with ham, salami and cheese garnished with pizza or barbecue sauce ($6.95).
Pizza provides a social meal and a handy tool for discerning friend from foe—no true friend would reach for the last slice when it's already in your mouth. Unravel the social machinations of your current cabal at Red Angel's cozy, comfortable tables.