Without clothing to keep them company, love-letter-filled shoeboxes and love-letter-filled skeletons would find the closet very lonely. Acquire closet companions with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of men’s, women’s, and children’s casual apparel at Red Maple.
Red Maple keeps patrons of all ages swathed in apparel emblazoned with designer Per-Henrik Guerth’s tongue-in-cheek illustrations of Canadiana. A unisex Prehistoric Canadian T-shirt ($19.95) explains the origin of the impulse to have one’s every move narrated by Don Cherry, and a pair of What Goes Up Must Come Down boxers ($16.95) facilitate stylish struts uninhibited by pants. Protect attire by wrapping up in a Canadian Polar Bear in Snowstorm 100 per cent cotton apron ($22.99) with three utility pockets. Protect cranial planes against noogies from boisterous winter winds with a Canadian Fast Food acrylic tuque ($16.95), or swathe a newborn in an I Need a Hug! onesie ($16.99) to better understand a baby’s needs without the hassles of decoding its symbolism-heavy diary entries.