What You'll Get
Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon to Red River CrossFit. Choose between the following options:
- For $60, you get one month of enrollment in Boot Camp I, with classes held Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 9–10 a.m. (a $120 value).
- For $50, you get one month of enrollment in Boot Camp III, with classes held Tuesday and Thursday 7–8 a.m. (a $100 value).
Red River CrossFit’s certified coaches train clients of all fitness levels in dynamic, comprehensive boot camps. Two to three weekly multifaceted workouts increase cardiovascular health, coordination, and core strength while expelling freeloading sweat beads and abrasive, confrontational calories who shout insults at well-meaning mail carriers. The boot camps use proven conditioning concepts and keep the intensity high as pupils work toward physique refinement. Each scalable, group-based session challenges health-seekers with a new workout, so you’ll never fall into a boring, ineffective routine, like regular teeth brushing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by 9/1/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. New members only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.