Making one’s own clothes requires corralling a herd of sheep, feeding them rainbows to dye them different colors, and hiring a professional hairdresser to braid them into sweaters. Enjoy the ease of premade apparel with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of clothing and accessories at Red Swagger, located in Cedar Hill and Arlington.

Red Swagger flatters figures with myriad trend-setting and brand-name fabric concoctions for men and women. With sub-bellybutton regions outlined by Blank Denim Ur Mom's denim leggings ($80), female fashionistas can exquisitely frame torsos with a ANM racerback gray tank ($40) or a True Religion green V-neck T-shirt ($72). The binary functions of the one-piece wonder Treasure Rock electric-blue tunic dress ($40) mimic the duality of the Blue Elegance grey purse with stones and studs, which can be used to carry both spare change and spare kittens ($66). Male patrons can match a stylish top such as the Born Sinners black long-sleeve shirt ($65) with a thigh-covering pair of MEK "New York" dark jeans ($89).