Babies must be clothed at all times, lest their angelic physiques fool passersby into giving them dangerous heart-shaped archery equipment. Avoid infants' arrows with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of baby clothing and accessories from Redsnapper's online boutique.
Founded by a husband-and-wife team, Redsnapper purveys three-snap onesies with a red snap in the center that help busy parents fasten baby outfits in one quick sweep. An array of trendy graphics cover bright, soft cotton outfits, all of which are designed and printed in the United States, like Alexander Hamilton’s collection of French paper money. A cheery array of girls' bodysuits includes the brown Iconic Flowers ensemble with tall pink blossoms amid orange concentric circles ($18+), and Baby Thoughts onesies ($19+) stand out against a red and pink background to proclaim "I love being loved by you." One-piece suits for future gentlemen include Daddy's Little Wingman slogans on black, blue, and red backgrounds ($19+). The Noisy Robot onesie evinces android onomatopoeias such as "buzz," "beep," and "zing" ($19+). Matching beanie-and-bodysuit sets cover even more infant real estate, and toddler tees bring whimsical designs such as aliens and pigs to bigger baby bodies.