In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $39, you get your choice of a deep-tissue massage or aromatherapy massage at Reed Manning Salon & Spa (an $80 value). Choose between locations at Red Mill Commons in Virginia Beach and in Chesapeake.
Within each of Reed Manning Salon & Spa's colorful, calming oases, skilled aestheticians work diligently to revitalize weary protoplasm and foster relaxation. Submit sore, stiff backs to the dexterous deep-tissue probing of one of Reed Manning's licensed massage therapists, which will help assuage pain sustained during rigorous activities such as weightlifting or full-contact backgammon. Those hoping to soothe both muscles and olfactory organs can opt for an aromatherapy massage, which employs aromatic essential oils to charm noses into a state of blissful relaxation as the massage therapist's kempt digits expertly ease muscular tension. After the preferred massage, patrons return to daily demands and taxing piano-lifting assignments with a rejuvenated body and mind.